#so funny oh my god 😭😭😭

[mysicklove]

armin looking like a straight baddie in this picture will never not be funny to me

[xpurplepiex]

found out about the existence of this pairing like a month ago and im already in love with these two <33

[teddybeartoji]

toji sends you a pic of every stray cat he comes across whenever he's out and about because he knows you'd wanna see them too (he'll either simply send the picture or he'll add a text that just says 'cat')

[motherismotheringggg]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, having the most toe-curling, back-arching, leg-shaking, dick-throbbing, fist-clenching, ear-ringing, mouth-drooling, ass-clenching, nose-sniffling, eye-watering, eye-rolling, hip-thrusting, earthquaking, sheet-gripping, knuckles-cracking, jaw-dropping, hair-pulling, teeth-jittering, mind-boggling, soul-snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan-inducing, heart-wrenching, spine-tingling, back-breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip-biting, gravity-defying, nail-biting, sweaty, feet-kicking, mind-blowing, body-shivering, orgasmic, bone-breaking, world-ending, black hole-creating, universe-destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body-numbing, bark-worthy, can’t-walk, head-nodding, soul-evaporating, volcano-erupting, sweat-rolling, voice-cracking, trembling, sheets-soaked, hair-drenched, flabbergasting, lip-locking, skin-peeling, eyelash-removing, eye-widening, pussy-popping, nail-scratching, back-cutting, spectacular, brain-cell-dissolving, hair-ripping, show-stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth-foaming, heavenly, awakening. i would give this man the sloppiest, wettest, creamiest, soul-taking, slimy, life-changing, death-dropping, heaven-sent, flabbergasting, hypnotizing, ungodly, astonishing, leg-trembling, back-arched, hands-desperately-grabbing-the-sheets, legs-stretching-out-again-and-again, toe-curling, voice-breaking, whimper-causing, waist-slowly-moving-up-and-down, small heavy breath “I can’t take much more of this,” breaths getting quicker, twitching, throbbing, eyes shut, lip-biting, edging, begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up, spit upon the tongue twisting ground tip-talking against the mouth, sideways spit from the end, and lick from the bottom to the top, then spit and lick to the bottom, deep-throating, thrusting slower then faster, faster, FASTER, twisting mouth around each side, THEN I’d let him pound me so FUCKING HARD UNTIL HE IMPREGNATES ME WITH HIS BABIES. YOU, sir, can OBLITERATE me. He could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I’d still ride.

[skitskatdacat63]

And so the drama between the old man and the young man continues.....

[iridescentis]

i just got an ad and it seemed pretty generic for a christmas themed ad, a son calls out his dad for smelling like santa, accusing him of dressing up as santa, the dad assures him santa is real and his smell must just be lingering in the air from when he was there i honestly did not question any of this at all

THEN THE FUCKING PLOTTWIST??? THE DAD FUCKED SANTA. BOTH PARENTS FUCKED SANTA. THIS IS AN AD FOR DEODORANT?? HELP?? 😭

[rainingcatsandjune]

guy finally becomes a REAL MAN || honey teaches guy how to saw wood

guy design heavily inspired by @pycth your guy is so RAJFSJFBFNFF 🥹🥹🥹 its 100% how i see him

(OG video: unus annus' "Ethan finally becomes a REAL MAN" rip unus annus)

[lesbianlanarcher]

this clip has been playing on loop in my head ALL DAMN DAY.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Had to explain to a friend today that No Really I Swear Magneto And Professor X Are Friends And Like Each Other Thats Canon And Real

[bayetea]

mind you he's unarmed and they have 12 swords pointed at him when he says this

[duckiemimi]

fuck it satosugu sports au i don't know which sport but it's where one scores a point and the other runs to hug them in celebration and the only thing that runs through their minds is, "don't kiss him, don't kiss him, don't kiss him" because you can't date within teams or something idk man i got just as embarrassed as you did reading this as i wrote it okay it's questionable in concept okay but it could work idk if you know a sport you should take this and run with it and make something less cringeworthy thank you

[mcytegg]

planetlord so squishy theyve had mane give them 2 hearts 😭

[dazais-guardian-angel]

Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3

[morrigan-sims]

Pirate Outfts

I was bored, so I started trying some different outfits on Zara... The last one might be my favorite, if only because I already used another swatch of the first one for Wolf, and I can't have them wearing the same thing... But I also love being able to see all her freckles in the 2nd one...

[dragoncarrion]

any time I see someone over the age of 18 with "people who use the toothpaste flag DNI" I'm like

[apollorobin]

part of a behind the scenes video of the sdr2 stage play!! no english subs on this, sorry, but: hajime, gundham, fuyuhiko, nagito and imposter having a lil pep talk before the show starts or something (i think)!!! I LOVE THEM